A VerY StranGe CasE

Mark Andrews and Mrs. Rosham, his teacher, were talking about an exam alone in the classroom, after finishing the class. Mrs. Rosham accussed Mark of cheating in an exam and the student was defending himself.

-Mark, it's very strange that your exam mark is very high. You cheated in the exam, didn't you? - accussed Mrs. Rosham.

-Er...no! I studied all the weekend to pass this exam and now you are accussing me of cheating. I think it's not right!

-Yeah, what you say is true but you must admit that it's weird. You haven't passed any maths exam in two years!

-Mm... I accept that ir's a quite strange but believe me! I didn't cheat at the exam!! - exclamed Mark.

-Ok, ok! I belive you, but promise me that you are going to study for all exams because you've shown me that you can pass, you are very clever!

-Thanks, Mrs. Rosham. - said the student-. I promise you that I'll try to pass the school year.

Who was she?

My boyfriend and I went to a disco with our friends yesterday evening. We were dancing all night. But when I went to the bathroom and I returned to dance… I saw him with another girl and they were dancing a romantic song. I was very jealous of them. What’s more, I knew that I had seen her once but at that moment I didn’t remember when.

Me- What were you doing yesterday?

Sergio- Well, I did a lot of things.

Me- Yeah, of course! But I mean what were you doing last night?

Sergio- Let me think. Er, first we had sex before going to the disco, then we went a bar and we drank a lot and finally we went to Bora Bora. But you went with me, didn’t you?

Me- Yes, I did.

Sergio- So, what are you saying?

Me- Darling, I’m clever enough to know what were you doing last night!

Sergio- what?!

Me- Sergio, I saw you with another girl when I came back from the bathroom .

Sergio- Who was I with?

Me- Er, mmm… I think that you must tell me.

Sergio- Darling, don’t get angry with me, you are absolutely wrong.

Me- Why?

Sergio- Because the girl was my cousin who I haven’t seen her for several years!

Me- Oh no! Sorry!! I am very embarrassed.

Sergio- Haha. Don’t worry! But…

Me- What is going to happen now?

Sergio- I’ve invited her to have dinner tonight, Is that a problem?

Me- Er, mmm…

Sergio- I am joking!

Me- Uff!

A date

Today I have to meet Joe in front of the station at 12 o’clock.... But something has happened. Ann’s been waiting for Joe for 30 minutes.

Anne: Joe’s late (Anne says to herself)

Joe: Sorry for being late, Ive had some problems with the car and traffic

Anne: Ok, don’t worry. What are we going to do today?

Joe: mmm, let me think... why don’t we go to the cinema and after that to dinner?

Anne: mmm, it’s a good plan but... instead of dinner why don’t we go for a walk?

Joe: Well ... we can go for a walk, but after that we can go to a restaurant.

Anne: Ok, for me it’s ok. But now we have a problem... which film are we going to see..?

I have a problem!!!

I’m visiting my neighbour because I don’t have food for the dog and the shop has closed.

- Hello neighbour!!
- Hello!! How are you?
- Fine, but I don’t have food for my dog and you would do me a favour if you gave me some because the shop is closed and I haven’t rememberedto buy.
- Oh, my God!! I don’t have any because my dog died weeks ago.
- I’m sorry, I didn’t know. That’s OK. The dog will eat what’s left of our meal tonight.
- Well, if you want I have some things we didn’t eat this morning.
- Oh no! Thanks you. I have sufficient food for him.
- Ok.
- Thank you very much, neighbour!
- You’re welcome.
- Bye.
- See you later!!

Destiny... Japan !!

Four friends, Jenny, Mark, Tina and Jim, want to go on holidays together, but they don't agree on the destination. Each one proposes a different place to travel to.

Jenny: The other day, speaking with Mark, we said to plan a trip the four of us. Now we have to decide the place.

Mark: I think that hmm... it would be fantastic to go to the Caribbean. Beach, calm... it would be good holidays !!

Tina: Er... but to go to the Caribbean is too boring... I propose to go to London !! Interesting monuments, cool weather and green landscapes.

Jim: Hmm... the Caribbean is pretty but it doesn't offer much. London is too rainy and it will spoil some of our plans... Well, I believe that we could go to Paris. It's a pretty and interesting place with good weather. What do you think Jenny?

Jenny: Well, I think that we could go to Japan... all of us like to read "mangas", we are interested in their culture and their language attracts our attention. Although Japan is an expensive trip, it will be useful to visit it and we will have great adventures. Paris is expensive too, but we can go there at any time.

Mark, Tina and Jim: Oh yeah !! It's a good idea.

Jenny: Well, now it's necessary to decide on the date and to go to the travel agency.

Dialogue between a mother and her child

AN ORDINARY SCHOOL DAY





It's about eight in the morning. The child has just woken up to go to school. He sees his mum in the kitchen.



Mother- Good morning.

Child- Good morning.

Mother- Did you sleep well?

Child- Yes, and you?

Mother- Well... I am not really fine with my pain.

Child- I am going to wash my teeth, mum.

Mother- Are you going to have breakfast?

Child- Yes.

Mother- Have you got any examinations today?

Child- Yes, I have an examination of philosophy.

Mother- Are you prepared to do it?

Child- Yes.

Mother- Can you go to buy what I need?

Child- Yes, because I have one free hour.

Mother- Wait a minute. I'll give you some money.

Child- Hurry up.

Mother- Good luck in your examination.

Child- Good bye.

(WHEN CHILD COMES BACK)

Mother- How was your examination?

Child- Well... I have answered everything that I know.

Mother- Are you already hungry?

Child- Yes, is there anything to eat?

Mother- Yes, there are lentils with rice.

Child- That's well fine.

Mother- Are they good?

Child- Yes.

Mother- What do you want to drink?

Child- Orange juice, please.

Mother- Have you got school this afternoon?

Child- Yes, I have two hours.

Mother- Are there any interesting series on TV?

Child- Not this afternoon, there is only gossip press.

(WHEN CHILD COMES BACK)

Mother- Are you going to have lunch dinner?

Child- Yes, it's there.

Mother- What do you want?, The refrigerator is full.

Child- Is there an important film tonight?

Mother- Yes, there are two, one on TVE and another one on Antena 3.

Child- Oh! it's a pity, because I am going to sleep.

Mother- Ok then, see you tomorrow.

Child- See you tomorrow.

Mother- Give me a Kiss, won't you?

Child- Yes.

Mother- Good bye, have sweet dreams.

Child- You too.



Jesús Martínez Illescas
2ond B Bachillerato

A new neighbour

At nine o’clock, an old woman walked to house number twenty-two on Sycamoe district. When the old woman arrived at the door of the house, she pushed the button.
Rin-Ring, Ring-Ring, the door was opened.

-Hi! Are you Mr Ballantines?

-Eh!...yes, I am, Mr George Ballantines, Who are you?

-Oh, sorr,sorry, I am rude! My name is Geltrude Clain, but of course, you can call me Mrs Clain!

-Ah!...well...Mr Clain, are you our new neighbour?

-Yes! My husband and I are moving here. We’ve bought a house on the other side of the street...well, number twelve.

-Yes, yes, I know, I know...Welcome to Sycamore district!

-Oh! Thanks, thank youMr Ballantines...em, when your family or you have any problem or question you can come to my house!

-Thank you Mrs...Klein?

-Or no!...haha... Clain, Clain.

-Oh! Sorry...ha ha...I am very bad for names, ah! Mrs Clain, I want you and your husband to come for dinner tonight.

-mm...I’m afraid we can’t because my husband goes to work at 9 o’clock in the evening...but I can drink a cup of tea tomorrow afternoon.

-Ok, tomorrow at five o’clock, you will meet my family!

-That’s nice!...well now I must return to my house.

-Ok, bye Mrs Clain, See you tomorrow!

-Bye dear new neighbour!!

Emilio Muñido

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Rachel - We must speak…

Johnny - Er…what’s wrong, sweetheart?

Rachel - Don’t prentend you don’t know idiot… you know it perfectly!!!

Johnny - I don’t know what you’re talking about…

Rachel - David… who is she?!!!

Johnny - Hmm… she? I don’t know what you are talking about!

Rachel - Saturday night I saw you with her entering a hotel… And you said to me that you were going away to your friend’s work to take something…

Johnny - That isn’t true… grrr…

Rachel - Don’t lie to me… I saw you with my own eyes…

Johnny - …

Rachel - You want more? Well, I yesterday found hairs of another woman on the pillow… I hate to you…

Johnny - You are right… but… it has an explanation…

Rachel - There isn’t explanation for that… go with her… I don’t want to know nothing anything else about you.

Johnny - Darling, listen to me… I was drunk drunk and I lost the control… I didn’t want but… I didn’t know I was doing… Believe me… I love you…

Rachel – You’re lying to me… You have thrown away 7 years of relation… I would like someone to do this to you in the future just like you have done to me, and I will pray to God to be able to see it… And to see how you cry… Good bye.


Raquel Vélez García

If I were the president...

What would I do if I were the president of the government?, well... actually many things... At first, I would abolish monarchy, finish with this stupid Kingdom. There is no need to have a king and a queen in a state, in our country. What about the politic groups?, I'm sure that if I were the president I would also abolish all the racist politicians like those people who are in the PP or in España 2000. Theese groups are dangerous for all the people, specially for foreighn people who want to search for another life, without misery. My country would become a republic, and, if it's possible, a comunist republic, without rich and poor people. I would finish with the jew's capitalist system and the education. What else? I don't know...

If TheRe WereN't Any War iN The WorLd, wHat It WouLd Be Like?

If there weren't any wars in the world I think a lot of things would change.

On one hand I think that people would be in the same economic level because wealter would be distributed in all the world.

On other hand I believe that the life's quality would be better than now because the radioactive weapons wouldn't hurt people and there would less murders.

In political affairs there would be a lot fo changes because the fear would dissappear and the internationalrelationships would be better.

However, I think it's very difficult to finish with wars because there are a lot of political interests as well as economical ones.

To sum up, I hope one day all the wars in the world finsih and peace will regns but today this is quite impossible.

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