Sisters!

Cathy and Elisabeth are sisters. Sometimes they go shopping together. They love buying clothes, it is their favourite hobby. All the time they have been arguing about who is prettier.

Cathy -Tonight there is a party. What are you going to wear?

Elisabeth -I’m wearing the red dress which grandfather bought me.

Cathy -Oh my God! I would like to wear this dress too.

Elisabeth -Oh! What coincidence. You always wear the same clothes as me!

Cathy - It’s false! You are always imitating me.

Elisabeth -In fact you are a stupid girl.

Cathy -I’m going to ask mum to buy me a beautiful dress.

Elisabeth -Ok Bye!

Sandra Pequerul

Marta's reservation in Hotel La Cava **** (Cabanes)

Receptionist : Hotel La Cava **** . Good Morning!, can I help you ?
Marta : Oh yes. I would like to reserve rooms for six people in your apartahotels for the 30 th of April, please.
Receptionist : Ok, If you wait one moment, I’ll check in my computer.
Marta : Ok, I’ll wait.
Receptionist : Marta, there’re free apartahotels for the 30th .Do I reserveyou six places in this apartahotel?
Marta:Yes, please!
Recepcionist. And then, in order to finish the reservation, can you tell me your I.D.please?
Marta : Yes, my I.D. is 658840812-a
Recepcionist: Ok, thank you Marta.
Marta: And then, this is everything , isn’t it?
Recepcionist: Yes Marta
Marta: Ok , thank you. I’ll see you on 30 th of April in Cabanes, Bye!!

Lidia García

Injustice

In the jury...

Judge Braulio Sharon- Mister Said, Are you Palestinian?

Said- Yes, I'm Palestinian and I work for Islamic Yihad.

Judge Braulio Sharon- Why do you work for Islamic Yihad?

Said- Because the Jews stole my country and my nation is repressed.

Judge Braulio Sharon- It isn't true. God said that Israel was a Country of the Jews.

Said- But the palestinians live there before!

Judge Braulio Sharon- Are you saying that God is a liar?

Said- No! I'm saying that my Nation dies every day because the Jews kill us.

Judge Braulio Sharon- Oh my God! I will send Said to prison!

Lawyer- Judge Sharon, Can I speak with you?

Judge Braulio Sharon- No, Said is accused of a crime.

Said- Goodbye Mister Sharon, Ala be with me.

A good deal!!!

Mr Adolf: Heil there, my dear companion!, ¿What's up, still working like a jew?

Mr Joseph: Just shut up! I've come here to make a deal comrade!

Mr Adolf: A deal? Oh, are you sure? I wonder why an assassin like you wants to make a deal
with a patriot like me. Come on, shoot.

Mr Joseph: You know that my son has been captured by your German troups . And as you can
see, some of my men have taken prisioners soldiers from your army. Do you
understand what I mean?

Mr Adolf: I don't undersatnd... You want to make a deal with me? ha, ha, ha. So you want me to
release your son... If you think that i'm going to do what you say you are wrong my
friend.

Mr Joseph: How dare you... Ok, let's make another deal: You kill my son and I kill your
prisioners. And we will be in peace!

Mr Adolf: Ha, ha, ha. Yes, that's my boy... Would you have a beer with me? Come on, I pay!

Mr Joseph: Yes, yes, Ok. However, you should end with this stupid war. Come on, let's forget all
our crimes and be friends. Nobody will complain...